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Kids menu

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Kids menu

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  • @jet@hackertalks.com
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    20•5 months ago

    To be fair it’s a small beer

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_beer

    • ThoGot
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      7•5 months ago

      Sometimes unfiltered and porridge-like

      👀

  • @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    17•5 months ago

    “Got the kids huh? You’re gonna need another beer for this” -SkipTheDishes

  • @ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc
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    17•5 months ago

    His palms are sweaty…

    • @reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
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      10•5 months ago

      mom’s spaghetti

      • I Cast Fist
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        1•5 months ago

        he’s nervous

  • @lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    11•5 months ago

    Don’t worry. This is normal in Germany.

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10•5 months ago

    We have a saying here in Denmark: “the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people”.

    With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

  • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    8•5 months ago

    I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    8•5 months ago

    Wine? You mean “old grape juice?”

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      0•5 months ago

      Fermented grape juice.

  • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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    6•5 months ago

    Everyone knows you gotta select the adult’s menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      1•5 months ago

      Well yeah, I ain’t paying that adult menu markup!

  • Sundray
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    3•5 months ago

  • @reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
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    1•5 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • desktop_user [they/them]
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    0•5 months ago

    where liquor?

  • Cyborganism
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    0•5 months ago

    No milk? Shame…

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