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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

Heartthrob with the flying elbow

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Heartthrob with the flying elbow

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    40•3 months ago

    finish the sentence

    It’s fun to make fun of Ted Cruz…

    • @spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      23•3 months ago

      The zodiac killer

    • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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      16•3 months ago

      .

    • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.

      • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        5•3 months ago

        The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.

    • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      9•3 months ago

      …but have you tried running him over?

    • @Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      I hate to see his face in my news
      I do not care for his views
      I’d like to see him choke on some shoes.

    • @Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      5•3 months ago

      fun required

    • @Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com
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      5•3 months ago

      …but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.

    • Fuck spez
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      4•3 months ago

      And all of his far-right views?

      I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn’t.

    • @whuwu@sh.itjust.works
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      3•3 months ago

      always and forever, amen.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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      3•3 months ago

      Found Ted’s account

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      1•3 months ago

      , but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?

  • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    28•3 months ago

    And he is 23.

    • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      5•3 months ago

      Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.

      The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41

      • @pyre@lemmy.world
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        1•3 months ago

        https://youtu.be/vjqt8T3tJIE?si=-96Qgk_j6gLUWQYl

    • bruhduh
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      5•3 months ago

      Asbestos be like

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      5•3 months ago

      Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia…in the very skimpy silk briefs he’s chosen to wrestle in…

  • @gnutrino@programming.dev
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    27•3 months ago

    Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol

  • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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    20•3 months ago

  • @DickFiasco@lemm.ee
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    19•3 months ago

    This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      6•3 months ago

      This should be my official Linkedin portrait.

  • @Nutteman@lemmy.world
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    13•3 months ago

    Hey it’s not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that

    • @crusa187@lemmy.ml
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      13•3 months ago

      Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    12•3 months ago

    He’s giving off strong Greg “The Hammer” Valentine vibes there lol

  • @Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    12•3 months ago

    This must be Rafael Cruz

  • @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    12•3 months ago

    is that a real picture? :0

    • @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•3 months ago

      It isn’t.

      • @doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works
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        5•3 months ago

        Technically it is

        • @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I just mean that Ted doesn’t suddenly have long hair and more chins than usual.

          • GladiusB
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            5•3 months ago

            less

          • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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            2•3 months ago

            Have you seen him in person? Maybe it’s everything else that’s shopped.

  • Nightwatch Admin
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    12•3 months ago

    This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.

  • Binette
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    Hot take he looks attractive

    Edit: that’s ted cruz? i hate face blidness

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      25•3 months ago

      There really is someone for everyone.

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        7•3 months ago

        lol

    • @Atropos@lemmy.world
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      13•3 months ago

      Dang, he’s twice the man he used to be

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      3•3 months ago

      I’m reporting you to the .ml admins

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    5•3 months ago

    No joke if you shaved his face he would look like Greg the hammer valentine

  • owiseedoubleyou
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    4•3 months ago

    Richard Cruzman

  • @collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    3•3 months ago

    Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. “The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV.”

  • @Spezi@feddit.org
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    2•3 months ago

    Looks like the average reddit mod.

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