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kersplooshM to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

No regrets

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No regrets

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  • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    36•2 months ago

    Give me a bowl of ranch and that’s a

    • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      35•2 months ago

      Oh no I didn’t finish my post

      • Dhs92
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        32•2 months ago

        Too busy eating saltines, I take it?

        • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          27•2 months ago

          I attribute this one to drugs as a matter of fact

          • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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            6•2 months ago

            You ever eat a sleeve of Saltines… on weed?

  • @DarkWinterNights@lemmy.world
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    29•2 months ago

    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

  • @WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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    25•2 months ago

    Sleeve of saltines, some slices of cheese, and a side of grapes is actually so refreshing

    • @sober_monk@lemmy.world
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      11•2 months ago

      Add a couple of salami slices and call it charcuterie. Good stuff!

  • @Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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    23•2 months ago

    Recently discovered that wheat is evil and forbidden (fuck you, shitty immune system), and now I wish I could eat a sleeve of saltines . . .

    • Zeppo
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      15•2 months ago

      Yeah. I have celiac and would very much regret eating a sleeve of saltines.

      • @ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one
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        2•2 months ago

        No you wouldn’t, it says right there in the picture

    • ⛓️‍💥
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      3•2 months ago

      I used to eat these for breakfast. The world is cruel.

      • @Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 months ago

        It’s not even that they are appetizing, it’s just the principle of not being able to have them, lol

  • OBJECTION!
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    20•2 months ago

    PRO TIP: hummus

    (non-Sabra)

  • @Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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    18•2 months ago

    I’ve done it quite a few times. No regrets…

    • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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      8•2 months ago

      I keep them in the house specifically because they’re a cheap snack isn’t like horribly destructive.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        3•2 months ago

        Isn’t horribly destructive

        Unless you eat them like my dad: By making little sandwiches of butter between two crackers.

  • @affenlehrer@feddit.org
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    18•2 months ago

    What is this, some sort of cracker?

    • @takeda@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Was also confused, yes, apparently those are just crackers:

      https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91SeqLM71vL._SL1500_.jpg

      Just the wrapper makes it look unappetizing, I thought it was lard or something equally disgusting.

      • @DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
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        14•2 months ago

        They are bland and flavorless but I cannot stop eating them, send help

        • @cogman@lemmy.world
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          5•2 months ago

          They are perfect for an upset stomach. Super easy on your stomach.

          • @VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca
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            4•2 months ago

            Unless you have celiac disease.

            • @Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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              3•2 months ago

              Well yes, it goes without saying that if you have a specific autoimmune disease to something, it will be bad, regardless of their general tolerability

      • @terabytes@lemm.ee
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        10•2 months ago

        Yes but those examples are, in fact, somewhat more upscale than what you’d normally get.

      • @affenlehrer@feddit.org
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        5•2 months ago

        Thank you. My first thought was lard as well :D

      • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        2•2 months ago

        Bad Request

    • @tektite@slrpnk.net
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      7•2 months ago

      sleeve of saltines

      • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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        12•2 months ago

        saltines sleeve

        first one sleeve of saltines, then more saltines

  • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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    12•2 months ago

    A sleeve of Ritz for me.

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
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    11•2 months ago

    The amount of crumbs, wow.

    • @pec@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 months ago

      Not if you put the entire thing in your mouth in one go

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        5•2 months ago

        I can’t fit an entire sleeve in my mouth, be reasonable…

      • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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        2•2 months ago

        That’s what she said.

    • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 months ago

      Amateur!

  • @kandoh@reddthat.com
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    10•2 months ago

    I replaced potato chips with these for budget reasons.

    They’re actually better. You can eat them with cheese or salami or peanut butter.

    • @astutemural@midwest.social
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      Hummus.

    • @AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 months ago

      With the cheese and salami add a tiny dot of Beaver Creek Hot Honey mustard.

  • ...m...
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    …sleeve of saltines and a block of grated cheddar were my go-to lunch as a kid; no regrets…

    (these days i’m more into triscuits and cheddar slices, the pricey aged cheeses rather than big orange store-brand bricks)

  • @Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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    8•2 months ago

    It’s definitely cheap calories if you need 'm

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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    7•2 months ago

    Do people not set aside food to microwave when they’re beat? Frozen rice and beans both microwave exceedingly well.

    • Bone
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      14•2 months ago

      You gotta, like, operate the microwave. Ugh. So much work. 😉

    • @NewDayRocks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7•2 months ago

      See, I consider microwave food to be unhealthy and overall bad for you. Which is why I’d rather skip the meal and opt for multiple seconds of junk food to satisfy my hunger.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 months ago

        What’s unhealthy about microwaves? Make some extra food when you cook, and reheat when you don’t have time. All the microwave is doing is heating it up.

    • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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      No because microwaving is the worst way to cook food and ain’t no way in hell I’m eating one of those shitty prepackaged meals.

      Instead I just eat food that takes minimal effort to cook.

      Pre-marinade some meat. Next day throw it on a sheet pan with some vegetables. 30 minutes later it’s done. Easy.

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        minimal effort

        Pre-marinade

        Does not compute

        Also pre?-marinade.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        microwaving is the worst way to cook food

        Why? It’s a magical little box that turns food from cold and unappetizing to warm and inviting in under a minute. Make a bit extra when you have energy, and reheat when you don’t.

        Microwaves are probably the closest thing we’re getting to Star Trek replicators.

        • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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          1•2 months ago

          Because texture.

      • @snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works
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        Sounds like you’ve just gotta find the prepackaged meals that aren’t shit tbh. Microwaving some things does mess with the texture though.

  • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    6•2 months ago

    I do this reguraly. I have nausea from my anxiety and I force myself to eat these when I feel like shit. Great cracker, especially the whole wheat ones.

  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    6•2 months ago

    Mmmmm sodium flavor

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