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@TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 months ago

Every girl's crazy 'bout a bright vest man.

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Every girl's crazy 'bout a bright vest man.

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@TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    18•2 months ago

    If road construction crews blasted rock music wherever they worked, I wouldn’t be nearly as upset. Better noise pollution than a jackhammer.

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      11•2 months ago

      They should perform it live and use the jackhammer as a bass drum

      • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 months ago

        They did, they’re called the Village People

    • @Amanduh@lemm.ee
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      4•2 months ago

      Sounds like a safety hazard though

      • dohpaz42
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        2 months ago

        What?? Can’t hear you over La Grange.

        Edit: speeling

        • Nougat
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          2•2 months ago

          *La

        • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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          1•2 months ago

          flashbacks to uni

    • JokeDeity
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      1•2 months ago

      Jackhammers? Your road crews do actual work?

  • @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    9•2 months ago

    Witness protection Gandalf

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    6•2 months ago

    That could be so many places in America, but dam if that doesnt give me Pennsyltuckey vibes. Swear I have waited on that same guy to flip the sign lol.

    • @theorangeninja@sopuli.xyz
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      3•2 months ago

      Wait so that guy is turning the stop sign around and then you can drive?

      • @aow@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 months ago

        Yeah, the other side says “slow”.

      • BlueFootedPetey
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        Yea, one of the two lanes is likely closed for a lenghty stretch. So someone with a stop/slow sign at either end of the closure, who are on the phone or walkie talkie with each other. Bunch of peole go one way on the open road, then a bunch of people go the other way on the open stretch.

        Probably hella annoying for locals as its big delay. But im a city boy and only see these on road trips, so Im usually in no rush, a good mode, and able to enjoy the scenery.

        • @theorangeninja@sopuli.xyz
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          2•2 months ago

          Is it not common to use temporary streetlights for that? This sounds great for short construction sites like a few days but for weeks on end something automatic should be cheaper no?

          • BlueFootedPetey
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            No idea about cost efficiency. These are usuallly pretty rural areas, so maybe they just never made the investment to buy temp ones? If it aint broke? Also I could see some problems with lights, like when someone runs the red and now two cars are stuck facing each other on one lane.

            Iunno.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    4•2 months ago

    They said my job could be done by a traffic cone, but a cone don’t look this good in a vest!

  • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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    3•2 months ago

    On a related note I’ve always misheard this song as ‘Shy best man’

    • Captain Aggravated
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      2•2 months ago

      Every girl’s crazy bout a souped up van.

      • @Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 months ago

        I mean, it was the early 80s

        • Captain Aggravated
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          1•2 months ago

          I could see doing up a van like the hot rod in the music video.

          • @Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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            1•2 months ago

  • @arotrios@lemmy.world
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    3•2 months ago

    I’d come a running, just as fast as I can…

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