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@LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

Rocky rock rocking

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Rocky rock rocking

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@LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • @Carmakazi@lemmy.world
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    180•1 month ago

    rock

    Clearly a stone.

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      89•1 month ago

      Failed again.

      It’s an image.

      • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        58•1 month ago

        It’s clearly just binary code.

        • @tonyn@lemmy.ml
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          23•1 month ago

          Duh those are electrons.

          • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            17•1 month ago

            More like quarks and other shit.

            • IninewCrow
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              13•1 month ago

              This is all just a collective hallucination

              • @tonyn@lemmy.ml
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                6•1 month ago

                How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real

                • IninewCrow
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                  4•1 month ago

              • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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                3•1 month ago

                Right on, man.

                • IninewCrow
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                  3•1 month ago

                  Are you talking to me?

                  Or are you talking to yourself?

                  Or am I talking to myself?

            • Ziglin (it/they)
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              3•1 month ago

              The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.

              • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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                2•1 month ago

                Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.

          • @SippyCup@feddit.nl
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            5•1 month ago

            This implies that you can both see where the electrons are and where they’re going. Obviously that’s impossible.

            • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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              2•1 month ago

              The only thing obvious is that obvious is but an illusion.

          • @Venator@lemmy.nz
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            1 month ago

            But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.

        • KingJalopy
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          13•1 month ago

          No u

      • @dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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        3•1 month ago

        Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.

      • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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        3•1 month ago

        It’s definitely not a pipe

      • pewpew
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        2•1 month ago

        No, it’s your display you are looking at

    • originalucifer
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      40•1 month ago

      maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

      • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        20•1 month ago

        Macrosand

        • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          5•1 month ago

          you mean gravel?

      • @crank0271@lemmy.world
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        5•1 month ago

        The last exchange I read around the “banana for scale” thing was inconceivably contentious.

        • @rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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          13•1 month ago

          • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            4•1 month ago

            Where’s the NSFW flair on this baby boy?

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        4•1 month ago

        could even be a boulder

    • @Wintry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      23•1 month ago

      No that’s obviously a tiny boulder

      • socsa
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        14•1 month ago

        The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          2•1 month ago

          Ride them for mules?

      • @Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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        7•1 month ago

        Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder

      • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        6•1 month ago

        Bite-sized mountain

        • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2•1 month ago

          I don’t think I want to bite that.

    • @Prandom_returns@lemm.ee
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      3•1 month ago

      You’re just like Hitler, blocked.

    • @Professorozone@lemmy.world
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      3•1 month ago

      Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.

    • SeekPie
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      Did I hear an rock and stone?

  • @lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world
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    103•1 month ago

    That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.

    • RandomStickman
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      40•1 month ago

      Ce n’est pas un rocher

      • Aedis
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        5•1 month ago

        I was looking for this :)

      • @StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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        3•1 month ago

        “Ceci” si tu veux être précis

    • Rhaedas
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      11•1 month ago

      To further the spirit of the topic:

      picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)

      image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.

      Source: the interweb. Fight me.

      • KingJalopy
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        3•1 month ago

        I’m here to put the F back in Art

    • Miles O'Brien
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      7•1 month ago

      No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.

      • @capybara@lemm.ee
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        4•1 month ago

        It’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes

        • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2•1 month ago

          I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

    • @i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2•1 month ago

      That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!

  • @EvilBit@lemmy.world
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    63•1 month ago

    It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

  • socsa
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    53•1 month ago

    Hey fuck you buddy

    • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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      You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.

      • snooggums
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        22•1 month ago

        stone range

        • @60d@lemmy.ca
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          8•1 month ago

          PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!

          • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            13•1 month ago

            Oh using the R word there mongoloid? Nice

            • @60d@lemmy.ca
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              7•1 month ago

              I’m not your mongoloid, downy!

          • snooggums
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            9•1 month ago

            You can’t just toss around slurs like pebble!

            • @60d@lemmy.ca
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              4•1 month ago

              You’re right, sorry. It’s an affordable grey egg.

              YOU RETARD!

        • @Kcap@lemmy.world
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          2•1 month ago

          Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

    • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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      11•1 month ago

      I’m not your buddy, Pal!

      • @60d@lemmy.ca
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        7•1 month ago

        I’m not your pal, Guy!

        • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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          7•1 month ago

          I’m not your Guy, Champ!

        • @bfg9k@lemmy.world
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          2•1 month ago

          I’m not your guy, fwend!

      • greenfire
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        5•1 month ago

        don’t call me bro, bro!

  • greenfire
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    37•1 month ago

    photo of a rock

    • @plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world
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      9•1 month ago

      Ceci n’est pas une rock

    • @rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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      The Treachery of Memes

  • @SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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    32•1 month ago

    Its a pebble

    • @lengau@midwest.social
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      7•1 month ago

      Looks more like a stone to me.

    • @Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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      I’m sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

      • @SimpleMachine@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 month ago

        It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol

      • zoey
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        3•1 month ago

        Could be a giant boulder

  • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    31•1 month ago

    NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

    • @SirQuack@feddit.nl
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      14•1 month ago

      EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

      • @ooterness@lemmy.world
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        13•1 month ago

        DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

        • SeekPie
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          If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home.

          • @ooterness@lemmy.world
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            3•1 month ago

            Rock and stone forever! ⛏️

            • dditty
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              3•1 month ago

              ROCK! AND! STONE!

        • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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          2•1 month ago

          Stoned rock

          • @ynthrepic@lemmy.world
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            2•1 month ago

            Brock?

            • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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              2•1 month ago

              sees Misty

              Watergun activated

      • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

        YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

  • @hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    Did you think I’d just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You’ve painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

    • @hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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      To all the people in my DMs, don’t tell me that it’s a roc egg. It’s not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.

      • @hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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        When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn’t know that it would be full of crabs. But it’s still an egg! It’s a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.

  • @JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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  • @chrisgpz@lemmy.world
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    Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

    • @SpraynardKruger@lemm.ee
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      Ceci n’est pas un rocher.

    • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

  • @JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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    That’s actually a pebble, not a rock

    • @jimmux@programming.dev
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      Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.

      • @prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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        Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds…

        • @LavaPlanet@lemm.ee
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          That’s because it’s stone, not stones, plural!! Of course multiple weigh more than one!

        • ms.lane
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          deleted by creator

      • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

        • @jimmux@programming.dev
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          mphes

  • @Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world
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    20•1 month ago

    It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

    • @letsgo@lemm.ee
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      Ceci n’est pas une pierre.

    • @asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world
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      Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.

  • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    18•1 month ago

    Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

    It’s a jpeg.

    • @Maiq@lemy.lol
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      Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

    • @nialv7@lemmy.world
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      Ce n’est pas un rocher

  • @bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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    18•1 month ago

    They’re minerals Marie!

  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    18•1 month ago

    This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

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