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tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum
They’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse
Keeps getting identified as “marshmallows”
No matter how you scan them, it’s always marshmallows
A male cashier comes to help and stretches out your scrotum … beep … marshmallows
He calls a manager and two more people show up, a manager who looks like a 14 year school girl and a 70 year old man with bad hearing
They all try to grab and stretch your ball sack to get a proper scan while you’re fighting everyone to stop touching your genitals
Beep … marshmellows
lol
Not surprising when you’re that pale
Restricted Item. Please ask employee for assistance.
Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.
“Errr sir do you have ID for that?”
