lemmy.dexlit
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@rabber@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 days ago

Crunchy

lemmy.ca

message-square
18
fedilink
243

Crunchy

lemmy.ca

@rabber@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 days ago
message-square
18
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Ricky Rigatoni
    link
    fedilink
    4•1 day ago

    Eating fig newtons and finding the wasp.

  • @Dicska@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    3•
    edit-2
    1 day ago

    I developed a habit way in my childhood.

    You swallow. Then you tell yourself it was a peppercorn or some other bullshit. Unless you bit on something crunchy and super toxic, chances are you save yourself the disgust and loss of appetite.

    But obviously check the rest of the food, just in case. Alternatively, you can check the food, then swallow if you didn’t find anything nasty.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
    link
    fedilink
    English
    8•2 days ago

    I remember when I was a kid, I was eating a banana and suddenly felt something hard and crunchy. It was one of my baby teeth that was already super loose finally coming free.

    • @rabber@lemmy.caOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      7•2 days ago

      this will likely give me another one of those tooth falling out nightmares. thanks

      • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        2•2 days ago

        I don’t get why I’m always relieved they’re out in the dream.

        • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          1•2 days ago

          “I’m finawwy fwee” you say without teeth

    • @otacon239@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      2•2 days ago

      The thought of chomping on a tooth like that is just so unpleasant.

    • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      1•2 days ago

      Thanks, I hate ir

  • @altasshet@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    6•2 days ago

    This looks like Palpatine on his younger metal days

  • @QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    6•2 days ago

    What about when you’re eating something crunchy and bite into something squishy

  • @Marthirial@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    2•2 days ago

    We miss you Euronymous.

    • @rabber@lemmy.caOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      2•2 days ago

      It’s not him and I actually couldn’t figure out who it is. This is the best I found: https://in.pinterest.com/pin/1068760555323155957/

      But I cant find Sigfrid on metallum sooo

  • @AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    2•2 days ago

    Some of you didn’t grow up on Crunchwrap Supremes and it shows.

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
    link
    fedilink
    2•2 days ago

    This is why I only ever get the creamy peanut butter and not the kind with peanut chunks in it.

    • @Zwiebel@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1•2 days ago

      Yesss

  • @renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1•2 days ago

    Protein

  • @Sabin10@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    1•2 days ago

    Let’s not pretend that corn nuts aren’t best ice cream topping.

  • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    1•2 days ago

    Ladybug 🤭

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

  • 4.37K users / day
  • 12.1K users / week
  • 16.2K users / month
  • 32.1K users / 6 months
  • 31.5K subscribers
  • 14.4K Posts
  • 301K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker
  • Aer
  • @WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321
  • @Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • @YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver
  • Flying Squid
  • The Picard Maneuver
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org