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sag to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

But I check for Sweet

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But I check for Sweet

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sag to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @nyjan@feddit.de
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    53•2 years ago

    I’m mostly checking if my standards have lowered since the last time I looked into the fridge

  • shootwhatsmyname
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    29•2 years ago

    This also happens when I’m not high

  • TJA!
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    11•2 years ago

    I don’t need to be high for that

  • @explodicle@local106.com
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    10•2 years ago

    I like to call them “Schrödinger’s snacks”.

    • taanegl
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      4•2 years ago

      I’d like to call if expiration date roulette.

    • @hkerr159@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time

  • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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    4•2 years ago

    I’m not checking for new food, I’m just wondering if my standards have dropped enough since last time I checked to eat the half a carrot and raw onion that’s been sitting there.

  • NarendraCzar
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    4•2 years ago

    Steal the food your brother bought for himself dilichious😋

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      2•2 years ago

      Well, you took a swing at it. 🤷‍♂️

  • pisstoria [he/him]
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    4•2 years ago

    sometimes it works

  • @aquasteel@lemmygrad.ml
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    3•2 years ago

    Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      3•2 years ago

      Some people leave loaves of bread in the fridge to keep longer. I’ve mainly seen it from older people.

    • kingthrillgore
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      2•2 years ago

      I usually buy two, keep one frozen to prevent mold from growing.

  • kingthrillgore
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    2•2 years ago

    I tried kelp milk, it wasn’t good. I went back to duck milk.

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      I went back to duck milk

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1•2 years ago

    Spongebong Hemp-pants

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Spongebong Hemp-pants

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee
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    -4•2 years ago

    Drugs err bad, mmmkay?

    • @ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•2 years ago

      Everything in moderation

  • Andrew
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    -11•2 years ago

    Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s

    Don’t do drugs.

    • @Graphine@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out

      • Andrew
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        -5•2 years ago

        No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.

        • @Graphine@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.

          You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao

          • Andrew
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            -1•2 years ago

            Thanks for pointing out that I don’t do drugs, I guess?

            In many places weed is illegal, so it’s objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M’kay?

            • @Graphine@lemmy.world
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              1•2 years ago

              M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.

              • Andrew
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                0•2 years ago

                Touching your pee pee is normal, M’kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don’t have to be ashamed of it, M’kay?

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