That site is batshit, they tried to pair me with my mummy
Are you my mummy?
I was on one of those around 2000. Profiles were called crypts, instead of likes it was pentagrams and it was styled to look like it was written on parchment.
Yeah, I was on MySpace too.
An emo dating app that rates people based on how long they can stand in the rain the longest.
You could call Dracula a neckromancer.
Dig it. Dig it. Love cannot attach itself to binding ugliness.
Dig it. Dig it. Execute economic slave.
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Ok maybe not the best lyrics for a dating app.
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there is no romance in necromancy.
edit - i don’t get all the hate. i’m not talking about spelling. just admit it, you don’t kiss them, either.
Never licked a nipple or two?
i don’t lick my jewellery.
Instructions unclear, ended up performing a necrophilia ritual instead.
Necrophilia. From the Greek ‘necros’ meaning ‘dead’, and ‘-philia’ meaning ‘to fill’.
This sounds about right, but I don’t know enough about filling dead necros.
just picture burying yourself ass-up when you die so your old friends can stop by once in a while for a cold one.
Necromance then…
now THOSE are the black candles worth lighting!
The cake is a lie
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