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ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them] to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release

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Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release

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ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them] to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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    26•2 years ago

    You’re not a true free software activist if you don’t develop in USD 🦅🦅🦅

    • @Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml
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      2 years ago

      The stupidity and cringe of this comment is what made it funny if you y’all didn’t understand

      • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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        3•2 years ago

        Thank you for backing me up

        'Murica HECK YEAHH!

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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    6•2 years ago

    It’s obviously wrong. The correct value is around tree-fiddy.

    • Andrew
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      OMG, did you give him tree-fiddy?!

    • Octopus
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      Free-tiddy??

  • @inetknght@lemmy.ml
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    4•2 years ago

    Why does a ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider need PHP? I imagine it’s a typo’d Phillips-head screwdriver factory that got lost in the conversion to producing star-spangled torx screws.

    • ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them]OP
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      Look, just because PHP doesn’t have multiple inheritance doesn’t mean you can’t wildly overengineer everything.

  • @ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today
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    3•2 years ago

    duckduckgo AGI confirmed?

  • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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    Can’t be true! Coffee is more expensive.

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