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StrikerM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

The advancement of humanity

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The advancement of humanity

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StrikerM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Burninator05@lemmy.world
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    42•2 years ago

    My take away is that while I can’t eat this wrapper, any other wrappers that do not explicitly tell me not to eat them can and should be eaten.

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      21•2 years ago

      It doesn’t say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They’re not the boss of me!

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        And they’re not so big!

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    33•2 years ago

    Yeah, pretty messed up that in 2023 we still don’t even have edible wrappers.

    • Flying SquidM
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      12•2 years ago

      I remember when I was a kid back in the 80s, they had a brief show where kids could show off their inventions and this one girl came up with a type of edible tape you could use to do things like hold burritos together. I still think that’s genius. Of course, it never became an actual product.

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        8•2 years ago

        As a gringo who can’t get a burrito to stay shut, I’d buy that.

        • @GiveMemes@jlai.lu
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          4•2 years ago

          Toast it for a minute after you fold to seal it. Works even better if you sprinkle some water on the part where the tortilla touches itself

          • @toast@retrolemmy.com
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            1•2 years ago

            tortilla

            Misread this as gorilla at first. Many questions formed

      • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣
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        7•2 years ago

        https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/edible-burrito-tastee-tape-intl/index.html

        • Flying SquidM
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          3•2 years ago

          Weird. This was like 15 years before that.

    • @Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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      10•2 years ago

      I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

    • @Taalen@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      I have no idea if they still do it, but a decade or so ago it was all over the internet that a Brazilian fast food company had started using edible wrappers and made a marketing stunt out of it. The chain was apparently “Bob’s”.

  • ivanafterall
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    22•2 years ago

    Why would there be a warning unless people were eating them? Why would people eat them unless they were delicious? It’s the forbidden fruit all over again.

    • @TeaHands@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      I must admit your logic is compelling

  • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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    18•2 years ago

    2023 Republicans: that wrapper can’t tell me what to do.

    • @GiddyGap@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      …proceeds to eat the wrapper.

    • @pinkwerdo@lemmy.world
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      -1•2 years ago

      Why does everything need to be political?

  • @jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    13•2 years ago

    It possibly has more nutritional value than the burger it held, who knows

    • Zoidsberg
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      3•2 years ago

      Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

  • Flying SquidM
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    7•2 years ago

    DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!

    • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 years ago

      THATS MY PURSE

  • @Tixanou@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    … but why shouldn’t I? It tastes great.

  • PlasmaDistortion
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    5•2 years ago

    Idiocracy in action.

  • LinkOpensChest.wav
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    4•2 years ago

    Weren’t people in 1980 still burning leaded gasoline, flicking lit cigarettes out of car windows, placing kids unprotected in the backs of station wagons, and serving Big Macs in foam containers?

    Even if there is a rash of pika in 2023, I’d say we’re still far advanced

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    4•2 years ago

    Spot fucking on analysis of the state of humankind

  • Midnight Wolf
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    3•2 years ago

    Yeah, we all know rock stars taste much better

    • MartinXYZ
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      4•2 years ago

      “wrock stars”

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Do not touch

    -Willie

    • @impudentmortal@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Hm, good advice!

  • @cfi@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    “See, because of me, they have a warning now”

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