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WashedOver to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

a classic issue...

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a classic issue...

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WashedOver to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • ivanafterall
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    41•1 year ago

    Finger into the jar of peanut butter it is, then.

    • @FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world
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      23•1 year ago

      Hehe…yeah…finger… definitely my finger…

      • ivanafterall
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        17•1 year ago

        Relevant username?

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        opening theme to American Pie starts playing

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          A long, long time ago
          In a galaxy far away
          Naboo was under an attack

    • @EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      Peanut butter is the snack food I have to leave at the store. I can eat like 1,000Cal of it in a few minutes.

      • Altima NEO
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        8•1 year ago

        PB is so delicious though…

      • ivanafterall
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        6•1 year ago

        Just go on keto or similar and now you’re maintaining a perfect diet.

        • @ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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          7•1 year ago

          It’s still a crap-ton of calories, at least the way I eat it. I’ve proven you can gain weight on keto. It’s harder but snacking on PB all day is one way to get enough calories to do it.

  • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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    38•1 year ago

    It’s even worse for me. I can leave the snacks at the store all I want, but I can’t escape because I can bake. If I get bored I’ll end up making cookies.

    • Altima NEO
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      13•1 year ago

      At least then, I can tell myself I have to work for the snacks if I REALLY want them.

    • @ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      9•1 year ago

      Try this one, simply don’t buy any bags of sugar

      • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        But then I can’t have homemade cookies that are so fluffy and flavorful.

    • stebo
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      8•1 year ago

      Don’t buy sugar then

    • toomanypancakes
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      8•1 year ago

      I started making cookies when bored and snacky too, it’s dangerous!

    • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      4•1 year ago

      Wanna come get bored at my house? I have all the sugar these guys keep telling you not to buy

    • @EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      It’s so easy too, and really only takes a few minutes of work. I’m a little mad at my mom for teaching me to bake.

    • @AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world
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  • Stantana
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    32•1 year ago

    Let’s check the fridge and cupboards again, maybe some snacks have materialised since the last time we checked.

    • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      24•1 year ago

      Snacks don’t materialize, standards get lower.

      • @baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        Cheese and some hotsauce, call it the depression meal. God help me if I have to start just drinking cold water and hope the feeling passes. Fuck all those places that were open 24hrs before covid and now close at 2200.

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    23•1 year ago

    I used to drunkenly crave chips and ice cream and would forget that I set a reminder to buy them the next day. And as sober-me wisely dismissed those reminders, the reminders would get progressively angrier and more forceful. It was kind of hilarious.

    • @Smeagol666@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Shit, that’s hillarious. I could see someone doing a whole YT channel of sober me vs. drunk me arguements. Way better than “WaTcH tHiS (insert demograhic) pErSoN lIsTeN tO Led Zeppelin FoR tHe FiRsT TiMe”.

  • @AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • @MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    What an incredible painting, anyone have the source?

    • stebo
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      8•1 year ago

      Ian Cumberland

      • @MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        U da mvp thanks homie

  • @hark@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    The withdrawals are a pain, but they do eventually go away… until I have little a snack (as a treat) and the cravings come back something fierce. Still, my laziness not wanting to go to the store outweighs my cravings.

  • technologicalcaveman
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    7•1 year ago

    I just eat a raw onion. (Not joke)

    • @atx_aquarian@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      I think eating a chunk of raw onion was about the only time normal food made me feel as bad as if I’d drank too much crappy liquor.

    • @EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Just don’t be my old roommate who would microwave it for 8 minutes first.

      • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪
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        That would be nearly disintegrated if he really did it for 8min

        • @EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          Nope, they basically become sautéed onions. The layers kinda pop out one by one. Iirc it was only an 800W microwave.

          I’d say you’re welcome to try it yourself, but be warned that literally everything you own will smell like onions.

    • @Chriswild@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Really most fruits and veggies are fine for snacking. Celery is super easy but I will also mix mustard and balsamic vinegar into a dressing for spinach, tomatoe, bell pepper salad

  • @JoShmoe@lemmy.zip
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    7•1 year ago

    Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

    • @ilikecoffee@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      Fresh snacks just don’t feel the same tho…

      • @JoShmoe@lemmy.zip
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        4•1 year ago

        I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

  • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    6•1 year ago

    Dawg I could kill a bag of peppermint patties rn I should have gotten some

    • @Threeme2189@lemm.ee
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      When you say bag how many are we talking about? I could never eat more than a couple at one time. Too much choco-mint-sweetness for me.

      • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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        7•1 year ago

        I’m talking one of these

        Brand censored because I don’t advertise for free

        • @Smeagol666@lemm.ee
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          9•1 year ago

          Good thing too; the peppermint patty market is so oversaturated no one will ever guess what brand it is.

  • @lennybird@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Okay hear me out. Sauerkraut. Don’t get the canned stuff; get the refrigerated sauerkraut as that’s hugely beneficial to your gut. I find snacking on a bit of that satiates my snacking drive in the evening.

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
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    5•1 year ago

    Ugh, craving Jax! Settled for cracking some hazelnuts.

  • @netwren@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Why does this remind me of Glen from IASIP

  • @XpeeN@sopuli.xyz
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    5•1 year ago

    F it, let’s make some popcorn!

  • Flying SquidM
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    5•1 year ago

    Wait… you don’t buy snacks at the supermarket?

    • @Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      Nope.

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