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Grayox to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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Grayox to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @Limeey@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

    It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

    People are fuckin stupid

    • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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      4•1 year ago

      It’s not paranoia if they are really after you

      • geogle
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        0•1 year ago

        It could still be paranoia

    • Dynamo
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      Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

      Long as you don’t go overboard, i think it’s perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i’m european so i dunno

  • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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    12•1 year ago

    • @EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

  • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    6•1 year ago

    robert evens?

    • @seathru@lemm.ee
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      29•1 year ago

      I thought it was James May.

      • @MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world
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        I thought it was Steven Seagal.

        I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

        1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.

        2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

        Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

        • @nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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          2•1 year ago

          You forgot one last thing

          • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            1•1 year ago

            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            one last thing

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • @jcg@halubilo.social
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          1•1 year ago

          Is it not Rocky Balboa?

      • @CordanWraith@aussie.zone
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        1•1 year ago

        It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

    • TWeaK
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      2•1 year ago

      The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

  • @antidote101@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • @conorab@lemmy.conorab.com
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    2•1 year ago

    “You’re now going to get machete’d to death!”

    https://youtu.be/yfbi5vmouXE?feature=shared

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/yfbi5vmouXE?feature=shared

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    1 year ago

    Unless the other guy brought a gun to the knife fight.

  • @dauerstaender@feddit.de
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    1•1 year ago

    CLLAAARRRKKKSSSOOOOOOOOOON!

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