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sag to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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  • Björn Tantau
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    34•1 year ago

    • @Maultasche@lemmy.world
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      21•1 year ago

      • kreekybonez
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        9•1 year ago

        klaus!

  • Blackout
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    29•1 year ago

    You can just print your own forklift license online, that’s how I got started. They didn’t realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

    • @InputZero@lemmy.ml
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      19•1 year ago

      A forklift licenses mean practically nothing. I’ve seen grown men who have been on a forklift their whole lives make stupid mistakes over and over while kids a fraction of their age without a license can flip dimes.

      • @CluckN@lemmy.world
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        14•1 year ago

        We had a forklift operator who sold his car for cocaine. He would do an entire shift without his forklift stopping once. When he failed the drug test our offload time drastically increased.

        • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          5•1 year ago

          Drug testing for cocaine is a rookie boss mistake. You gotta test for downers like pot and heroin that make your employees lazy. Uppers like cocaine and meth should be strongly encouraged.

  • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    13•1 year ago

    “everyday” = “mundane”

    “every day” = “daily”

    Here’s your tree.

    • Mac
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      1•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • The Barto
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    10•1 year ago

    And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

  • voight [he/him, any]
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    1•1 year ago

  • Dr. Coomer
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    1•1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/Cwmo_4S7UXY?si=y4Ylt5DwUSWZrWxZ

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      1•1 year ago

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