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@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Am I still in time to jump on the Taylor Swift train... ahem... plane?

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Am I still in time to jump on the Taylor Swift train... ahem... plane?

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@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @PinkOwls@feddit.de
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    42•1 year ago

    That’s not a dog, that’s a viper… which makes this a snake under a plane.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      I’m sick and tired of those tbh…

      • @AtmaJnana@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        I first watched that movie while on a motherfucking plane.

        • Peetabix
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          1•1 year ago

          It wasn’t a Monday to Friday plane?

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            Nah, there’s actually no monkeys for the snakes to fight on those. Monkeys exclusively travel on weekends.

    • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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      6•1 year ago

      But… It’s under…so it must be an underdog.

  • @kriz@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    Always time for another swift meme. And if you are late just hop in the jet to catch up!

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      I would normally be afraid to enjoy Taylor Swift’s Jet™ memes out of fear of being accused of misogyny, but my Swiftie relatives have already accused me of that simply because I don’t like her music. So bring 'em on!

  • @reddithalation@sopuli.xyz
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    14•1 year ago

    that plane is cooler than taylor swifts plane though

    • OhStopYellingAtMe
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      Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker:

      • supported by massive powerful fans (jets)
      • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
      • mostly liquid by volume
      • flies everywhere
      • I’ve been inside one

      Taylor Swift:

      • supported by massive powerful fans (swifties)
      • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
      • mostly liquid by volume
      • flies everywhere
      • I’ve never been inside Taylor Swift. :-(

      Yup. The Stratotanker is cooler.

      • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        14•1 year ago

        Quality list, for real

        • @Garak@lemmy.zip
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          4•1 year ago

          For a second I was hoping it was gonna be an elaborate humble brag.

      • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Quality shitpost, bravo!

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    13•1 year ago

    He got JP-5 all over her new shoes

    • @samsepi0l@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      That’s Jet-A to you!

  • Flying SquidM
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    10•1 year ago

    I assume her dog’s plane has a smaller plane to follow it around to pick up plane poop.

    • @SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      PoopDrone™

    • @Bronco1676@lemmy.ml
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      0•1 year ago

      No this is america, you see the missiles that are mounted to the dogs plane? The poop just gets shot to the moon.

      • @pH3ra@lemmy.mlOP
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        1•1 year ago

        The poop gets shot to Syria

  • @JustUseMint@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    I like to imagine the jet that’s refueling is making the potion drinking noise from Minecraft

  • bruhduh
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    3•1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Rhv4KOZ7k

    • @mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2•1 year ago

      Noooooooooo where are they taking the lil guy

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://www.piped.video/watch?v=27Rhv4KOZ7k

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @admin@lemmy.mohammadodeh.com
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    1•1 year ago

    😂

  • Altima NEO
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    0•1 year ago

    US as fuck

  • @mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world
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    -2•1 year ago

    wait till all of you realize these memes were started to punish Taylor Swift for the crime of encouraging the youth to vote.

    But you keep perpetuating it just like the hard right trolls want you to do.

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