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@MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

He is my evening nightstand duck, we get each other

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He is my evening nightstand duck, we get each other

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@MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • dustycups
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    24•1 year ago

    I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.

  • @Dendrologist@lemmy.world
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    • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOP
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      9•1 year ago

      Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        If you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish.

        Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.

        • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOP
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          4•1 year ago

          Then I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back

  • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Aw he looks sad

  • @ledtasso@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

    • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•1 year ago

      Yep! And since you can tap him anywhere to turn on I’m starting to think the X is truly meant to be a butthole (not an on button like I initially assumed)

      • @grue@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        I’m amused at the notion that you initially thought he required an anal fingering in order to turn him on.

        • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOP
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          2•1 year ago

          Well maybe he was just that kind of duck, I’m not here to judge

    • @Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 year ago

      Yup lol

      https://lemmy.world/comment/7691490

  • Norgur
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    A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
    “Hey, got any… sleep?”
    Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
    The duck said “I might”
    Then he collapsed on spot

  • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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    6•1 year ago

    So I see guerrilla marketing has made its way to lemmy. It was bound to happen eventually.

    • Flying SquidM
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      1•1 year ago

      I don’t mind if someone guerilla markets a cool nightstand duck lamp to me.

  • Herbal Gamer
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    6•1 year ago

    me too duck, me too.

    • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•1 year ago

      My exact words to him when I finally laid down in bed and met his horizontal gaze

  • @starchylemming@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    i hope it quacks when you smash it

    • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•1 year ago

      If he weren’t the equivalent of a nightlight, which should arguably be quack free, I’d definitely agree

  • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    oddly poignant

    • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•1 year ago

      Yes!!

  • no banana
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    2•1 year ago

    But he’s lying down though

  • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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  • sebinspace
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    1•1 year ago

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