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@TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

wHy DoN't YoU gO OuT mOrE?

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wHy DoN't YoU gO OuT mOrE?

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@TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    77•2 years ago

    Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other’s dicks to see who got hard.

    And we all just went wtf.

    • The Barto
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      35•2 years ago

      Come on, who hasn’t played the “I’ll touch you’re dick and if you get hard you’re gay” game… the docking game was interesting…

      • @meco03211@lemmy.world
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        24•2 years ago

        It’s not gay in a three way. Just find two other dudes and have all the sinless fun you can have!

        • @justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          4•2 years ago

          With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

      • GigglyBobble
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        11•2 years ago

        Oh, come on, that’s not gay! How would you fence with limb dicks?

    • @oldGregg@lemm.ee
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      17•2 years ago

      Gay chicken

      • @Pinklink@lemm.ee
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        11•2 years ago

        Yeah….that is what they used to call me….

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      I had a friend when I was like 10 who wanted to play the dick-touching game. I remember him saying “it’s OK, we know we’re not gay.” I didn’t even know what “gay” meant at that age but I knew I didn’t want to play.

    • balderdash
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      6•2 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

      Nothin wrong wit a good ol game of penis butt

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        2•2 years ago

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  • TaleOfSam
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    57•2 years ago

    As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

    If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

    • @intelati@programming.dev
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      32•2 years ago

      It’s called the yes and actually…

      Any social function is basically improv right?

      • peopleproblems
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        13•2 years ago

        I have found a new way to behave in social interactions

        I should probably forget that idea before I try it

      • @ThePinkUnicorn@lemdro.id
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        5•2 years ago

        Reminds me of the four yorkshire men sketch

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          3•2 years ago

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    • @CassowaryTom@lemmy.one
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      4•2 years ago

      Facts.

  • e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶
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    27•2 years ago

    My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.

    The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(

  • @FluffyToaster621@lemm.ee
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    23•2 years ago

    reminds me of the time i crashed a horse cart through a metal fence gate and got a cool hole in my kneecap from a metal hook

    • @Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17•2 years ago

      When was this, the 1800s?

    • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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      14•2 years ago

      I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a hook to the knee.

  • @RubiksIsocahedron@reddthat.com
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    2 years ago

    Removed by mod

  • Bernie Ecclestoned
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    13•2 years ago

    Someone pissed in the punch

  • balderdash
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    12•2 years ago

    I always wonder where this picture is from. A tv show is my guess

    • InFerNo
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      17•2 years ago

      https://youtu.be/DHQEJoqKiBg this is the origin

      • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        always thought Jimmy is underrated, his partying drunk vs sober is the most accurate shit ever https://youtu.be/YdN7BV3HXE4?si=eJZ9LlWsxPLuAGKm

        I would also recommend checking out American Vandal on Netflix.

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          2•2 years ago

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      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        3•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/DHQEJoqKiBg

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      • balderdash
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        2•2 years ago

        Damn, how have I not seen this before

        • @MeowMeow@lemmy.sdf.org
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          1•2 years ago

          Haha same! That was hilarious!

      • Dekthro
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        1•2 years ago

        It’s THE MACHINE!

    • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      Gotta be Ad.

  • @crossal@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    What’s the title about?

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