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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Well... you asked...

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Well... you asked...

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml
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    87•1 year ago

    Thanks for the red square, i wouldnt have found xaviers comment without it

    • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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      40•1 year ago

      Hey I’m just happy we don’t have a “reaction text” saying something like “I’m literally dying rn fr!!!” so we know how to feel about it.

      • @Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de
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        41•1 year ago

        • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Now we need to upload this to tiktok or YouTube shorts with a guy pointing and laughing at it

          • @Nelots@lemm.ee
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            11•1 year ago

            Maybe we could throw an ifunny watermark on the bottom first.

          • Rustmilian
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            1 year ago

            Don’t forget the Vine boom and obnoxious ass air horn sound effect.

      • Rustmilian
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        16•1 year ago

        I’m lil’ly dying rn fr fr, so furn’y!! #Vibes #I’mSuckingTheCheesePuffsOffMyFingys #Mood #I’mQuirky #Terrorism

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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    55•1 year ago

    What sort of doofy prude poorly censors “sex?” Is it reply bait?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      16•1 year ago

      I didn’t make it, I just posted it.

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        22•1 year ago

        I know, there’s way too much jpeg for this to have been created recently.

        • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          18•1 year ago

          Those are 2007 pixels. Great vintage.

      • @Cosmos7349@lemmy.world
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        15•1 year ago

        Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          18•1 year ago

          You, dad! I learned it by watching you!

          • @indepndnt@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            I understood that reference!

    • @Fades@lemmy.world
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      14•1 year ago

      it’s so sad that that’s truly where the internet is… everything is a fucking purposeful mistake or bad take because anger and annoyance are the easiest levers to pull for generating engagement.

    • JackbyDev
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      6•1 year ago

      I’ve seen younger folks begin to overly censor stuff because platforms like TikTok supposedly limit your account’s reach for seemingly minor offenses. This is why you see stuff like “seggs” and “unalive” so often. No idea how often it happens, but that’s just my thoughts on it.

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        1•1 year ago

        You’re likely right. I checked and it looks to have been both created and edited in 2021. Do you have any clue whether the practice you described was widespread at the time? (I know less than nothing about tiktok)

        • JackbyDev
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          2•1 year ago

          It’s been going on for as long as I can remember on TikTok and I started using TikTok during the lockdowns in 2020, so that checks out.

      • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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        0•1 year ago

        If those services are censoring them, why not just switch to a different service? I don’t get it really

  • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    Only the finest quality merde.

    • Cyborganism
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      20•1 year ago

      You can’t call it merde unless it comes from the region of Le Merdier , France.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        23•1 year ago

        Otherwise, it’s sparkling shit.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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          Mythbusters confirmed that you can polish a turd.

          • Flying SquidOPM
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            8•1 year ago

            I am very glad I did not see that particular episode.

            • I'm back on my BS 🤪
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              3•1 year ago

              this comment thread has me crying 😂

        • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Nice!

          • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            That’s on the Riviera, wrong region entirely.

            • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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              TIL I’m terrible with locations in france.

  • ikarushagen2
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    18•1 year ago

    Fuck xavier, all my homies hate xavier

    • Lad
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      4•1 year ago

      Pakalu Papito >>>> Xavier

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    Tried to but her thighs were crushing my head so much I went wall-eyed before I could make eye contact!

  • @Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee
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    12•1 year ago

    Xavier a dog

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    10•1 year ago

    Good joke but needs a better wording.

    • Rustmilian
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      4•1 year ago

      Satirical?

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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      This is the funniest joke here mate. 95% the stuff here is absolute shite with some gems like this

  • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9•1 year ago

    I tell ya when my wife does have sex she screams, oof, especially when I walk in on her! Ohh fuggeddaboudit.

    • Rodney Dangerfield
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      5•1 year ago

      I only get it from my wife once a week, can you believe that? Only one time! It’s unfair! Some of the other guys get it two, three times a week, but me? Nah, just once.

  • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee
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    6•1 year ago

    Are the straights okay?

  • Cyborganism
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    4•1 year ago

    Oh my god that one made me really laugh out loud IRL.

    • Rustmilian
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      Really made me LOL out loud in IRL, really got me ROTF on the floor.

      • @far_university1990@feddit.de
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        2•1 year ago

        LMAO my ass off

        • JackbyDev
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          1•1 year ago

          LMBO God bless, how are the children?

  • @PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    " When he want it he blindfold me, then I get sexy on 'em " - Kelis

  • stebo
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    2•1 year ago

    ok but like, do they?

    • @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2•1 year ago

      No! It’s embarrassing~~

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    -4•1 year ago

    OK boomer.

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