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@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

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Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

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@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    172•1 year ago

    Isn’t this just that “boofing” that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What’s the problem?

    • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      44•1 year ago

      I’m pretty sure this was consensual.

    • @NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

      • Nuggsy
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        Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

  • @FlashZordon@lemmy.world
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    130•1 year ago

    Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

    • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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      115•1 year ago

      I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

      • @TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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        25•1 year ago

        Dinner with a show, what’s not to love!?

  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    101•1 year ago

    Can’t even keister a margarita in public anymore, what’s the world come to?

    • jayk
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      39•1 year ago

      because of WOKE

    • @Illuminostro@lemmy.world
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      22•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • @BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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    61•1 year ago

    Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

    • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      134•1 year ago

      Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

      • @weew@lemmy.ca
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        9•1 year ago

        Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

  • @Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com
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    58•1 year ago

    What’s all the fuss about? Who hasn’t butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

    Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

    • @Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        4•1 year ago

        I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

      • @lefixxx@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        The episode writes itself

  • DUMBASS
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    40•1 year ago

    Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

  • @Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    33•1 year ago

    Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.

    • @scutiger@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      I guess it’s a good thing she didn’t have to taste it, then.

      • @Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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        4•1 year ago

        Butt chugging doesn’t require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.

    • @HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip
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      5•1 year ago

      Maybe it’s the funnel

      • @Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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        1•1 year ago

        Only one way to find out. Shots shots shots

  • trashcan
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    18•1 year ago

    The funnel gets 86’d

    What does this mean?

    • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      30•1 year ago

      86 is shorthand for “removed from the menu” or similar.

      • @DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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        16•1 year ago

        I’ve always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

        I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

        • Psychadelligoat
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          14•1 year ago

          I’ve also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of “getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is”, most commonly “86 that thought/idea” in place of “forget that” or similar

          Turns out it originally is from food menus

          • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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            8•1 year ago

            I always heard it as “8 miles out, 6 feet under” I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

            Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

          • @Zahille7@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            It’s always been from restaurants as far as I remember. I’ve only ever heard it in restaurant contexts; i.e. “we’re 86 French fries” or something like that.

  • @NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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    18•1 year ago

    Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO’s butt

    • @Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com
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      5•1 year ago

      I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don’t.

      • @Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.

        http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

        • @NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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          I was never able to find it myself. While writing I just guessed it was a gerbil or something. Glad to know you kinda found it and that this game was not just some fever dream.

          [edit]

          By the way, Internet Archive adds some sort of translation layer for flash animations so it can be opened in modern browsers including on your phone:

          https://web.archive.org/web/20050127013251/http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

  • @elxeno@lemm.ee
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    13•1 year ago

    Is this his first Rodeo?

    • @mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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      0•1 year ago

      Did no one proof read this statement?

      I am assuming it’s fake.

      • @chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz
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        2•1 year ago

        I don’t see anything wrong with it. What’s the issue?

        • @mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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          ‘We are committed to maintain the highest standards…’

          And ‘support’ is capitalised in the last sentence for no reason.

          There’s two things wrong with their statement.

  • @caboose2006@lemmy.ca
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    12•1 year ago

    Keep it in the bedroom kids!

  • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    10•1 year ago

    Do… Do you think she got a brain freeze?

  • A'random Guy
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    10•1 year ago

    Of course it’s in fucking waycross

    • Nusm
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      10•1 year ago

      Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

  • @signor@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Frozen or on-the-rocks?

    • @waz@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

    • @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      Obviously it has to be frozen.

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    • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      Gotta gravity feed with liquids in an open system like a funnel. An enema bag is a system you can apply pressure to regardless of gravity, so up or down with it. And then there’s solid things, which get taken in also regardless of gravity and are why you need a flared base; anything without one is just a suppository.

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