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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 11 months ago

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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 11 months ago
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  • @Bassman27@lemmy.world
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    191•11 months ago

    Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

    • @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      35•11 months ago

      It’s just that he has enormously long arms.

      • @Rakonat@lemmy.world
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        8•11 months ago

        Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

  • catsarebadpeople
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    125•11 months ago

    Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

    • @sorter_plainview@lemmy.today
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      50•11 months ago

      He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

      • @Baku@aussie.zone
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        4 months ago

        deleted by creator

        • @asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml
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          1•11 months ago

          deleted by creator

    • @ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • bruhduh
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    103•11 months ago

    Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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    78•11 months ago

    OK, this is hilarious.

  • Neuromancer
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    11 months ago

    This is my favorite one I’ve seen about it so far

    • @randomuser38529@lemmy.world
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      Top three for me, a little too much on the nose. Thoughts on this one? https://possumpat.io/post/5194947

      Edit: typo(s)

    • @HauntedBucket@lemm.ee
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      Removed by mod

  • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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    18•11 months ago

    This is entirely fake.

    • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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      51•11 months ago

      but op is verified

      • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        16•11 months ago

        Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

    • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      43•11 months ago

    • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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      9•11 months ago

      Like you

      • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        6•11 months ago

        Boom. Nice shot.

    • @tweeks@feddit.nl
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      2•11 months ago

      What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

      Please, I’m kidding. But it would be interesting.

  • @JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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    7•11 months ago

    Where’s the crowd? Are they all on strike?

  • Match!!
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    5•11 months ago

    boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

  • @Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    4•11 months ago

    Sean k strikes it again.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    2•11 months ago

    just removed a comment on my first day

  • tisktisk
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    -38•11 months ago

    Anyone confirmed this true or not?

    • SjmarfOP
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      119•11 months ago

      It’s a joke.

    • @PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee
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      66•11 months ago

      How do you function in life?

      • setVeryLoud(true);
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        9•11 months ago

        Like this

        • @PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee
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          1•11 months ago

          “You chose… poorly”

  • @refalo@programming.dev
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    -40•11 months ago

    nice AI slop

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