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Nusm to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago

I’m Pissed

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I’m Pissed

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Nusm to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago
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  • @kylie_kraft@lemmy.world
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    87•9 months ago

    wife bad

    • dditty
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      36•9 months ago

      Funniest shit I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

      • Maven (famous)
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        5•9 months ago

        PFP checks out

    • Lucy :3
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      5•9 months ago

      Husband good?

      • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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        8•9 months ago

        Also bad, just different

        • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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          3•9 months ago

          People bad. Relationship bad. Consumers good.

          • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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            2•9 months ago

            The bad and unhappy couple’s hair looks fabulous, I wonder which products they use?

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    77•9 months ago

    This is just the modern version of those boomer comics where the punchline is a guy not liking his wife

    • @zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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      32•9 months ago

      Disagree. This is still boomer.

      • @doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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        -4•9 months ago

        I’d argue it’s every generation for all of time

    • @BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      10•9 months ago

      It seems to be exactly that. I don’t like my wife, she,s always mad.

  • @dunz@feddit.nu
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    61•9 months ago

    This is some boomer Facebook level shit

    • @BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      23•9 months ago

      Wife bad and mad. So funny.

  • @Twinkletoes@lemm.ee
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    55•9 months ago

    “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

    ~ George Carlin

    • flicker
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      16•9 months ago

      I didn’t know Carlin said this, but the funny thing about it is, any bi person will tell you it’s the truth. You have to pick between dating crazy, or stupid.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        1•9 months ago

        So… how do trans people work in here? Do they transition from crazy to stupid or vice versa, or do they get a bit of both? Or do they cancel each other out?

        • flicker
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          1•9 months ago

          I have no idea. I haven’t personally dated any. Just (as far as I know) cis people.

          I’ll look at revising my data if I break up with my current partner. I don’t expect that to happen anytime soon, though.

      • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        1•9 months ago

        You didn’t get the memo? Don’t stick your bits in crazy!

  • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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    37•9 months ago

    Lol wife bad, amirite?

    • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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      -20•9 months ago

      Ok boomer.

      • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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        22•9 months ago

        Thatsthejoke.jpg

  • @greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      15•9 months ago

      Just offer to apologize in your next dream.

      • Random_Character_A
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        4•9 months ago

        Is it any different than wife getting angry about something she imagined I was thinking? That shit happens all the time.

    • @midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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      9•9 months ago

      My wife is always waking up butt hurt because I cheated on her in a dream. It’s never been a real issue though, and we laugh about it.

      • @person420@lemmynsfw.com
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        1•9 months ago

        If your wife is constantly having dreams about you cheating on her there’s probably a deeper issue that needs to be explored.

    • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      6•9 months ago

      I made us late for our flight in a dream once by insisting on going to a Virgin Megastore and she won’t let me forget it.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      1•9 months ago

      Yup. Mine was legitimately furious with me for a few hours until she finally convinced herself it was just a dream.

      I’m sure I’ve done plenty of crazy/stupid things in return though.

    • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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      1•9 months ago

      You should probably find a different wife then.

  • @Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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    15•9 months ago

    Communication: try it sometime.

    • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      10•9 months ago

      No you.

  • @haulyard@lemmy.world
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    13•9 months ago

    Me: Showed this to wife

    Wife: “Yes”

  • @johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    13•9 months ago

    Boomer humor

  • @blibla@slrpnk.net
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    5•9 months ago

    go to therapy dude

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    4•9 months ago

    Nice reversal of gender stereotypes over which one comes back from the pub every night bladdered.

  • @Phegan@lemmy.world
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    0•9 months ago

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