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@SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump

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'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump

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@SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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"What am I, seven years old?” said Special Agent David Radcliff.
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  • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    58•8 months ago

    Fucking brutal. That’s a hell of a good connection.

  • @mashbooq@lemmy.world
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    37•8 months ago

    As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, “Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!”

  • @Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    27•8 months ago

    Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.

  • sunzu2
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    12•8 months ago

    Removed by mod

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      15•8 months ago

      Nah, school “security officers” are there to brutalize unruly children and get the middle school to life in prison pipeline started.

      In contrast, Trump’s SS officers are charged with protecting the most childish fascist cult leader from the consequences of his words and actions.

      Both make the world a worse, more bleak place, though, I’ll give you that.

      • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        8•8 months ago

        I get massive whiplash every time someone abbreviates the secret service

        • @InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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          1•8 months ago

          It’s supposed to be usss, ss is a bit dickish, even with his political alignment.

          • @Infynis@midwest.social
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            We don’t put US in front of other acronyms like that. SC, DoJ, EPA, etc. Putting it in front of SS is just making it obvious you don’t want it to be called SS lol

            It’s just a coincidence; the Secret Service existed long before Hitler’s SS. We’ve got prior claim to the acronym

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            0•8 months ago

            Nah, he’s a literal fascist. It might be dickish to the secret service given a different context, but my comment was clearly aimed at him rather than them.

    • @InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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      2•8 months ago

      That’s not fair, he didn’t run away from the gunman!

      Maybe that’s just Texas.

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    7•8 months ago

    Onion has been in fire lately

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      5•8 months ago

      It’s not the onion. I’ve never seen this site before.

      • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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        6•8 months ago

        The spirit of Onion.

        • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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          7•8 months ago

          The bold new scent

        • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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          2•8 months ago

          You’re right. I was looking at the community

  • @Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world
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    5•8 months ago

    Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.

  • @TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee
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    4•8 months ago

    “No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!”

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