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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago

Would you take the discount?

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Would you take the discount?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago
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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    77•9 months ago

    My great-grandmother just died this year at 100 years old. She was still driving after 90, and she was perfectly competent at it in the farm town where I grew up. Her daughter, on the other hand, is a horrible driver. I mean, shaky on the wheel, stabby on the pedals, and just looking everywhere but forward. I’d be amazed she hasn’t been involved in some horrible wreck except for the fact that she rarely leaves the house. Being 80 will do that to you, I suppose.

    • @ValenThyme@reddthat.com
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      13•9 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    61•9 months ago

    Yes, but look at it this way: you’re safer in the car with them then outside the car while they drive.

    • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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      5•9 months ago

      I live on the second floor… If that’s how I die, clearly it’s what the universe wanted.

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    48•9 months ago

    I was scared this was real.

    My grandfather had a near miss in his 70s, and gave up his license. He thought it was no longer worth the risk.

  • elgordino
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    31•9 months ago

    Only if they sit in the back and I drive.

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      22•9 months ago

      And say, “What a nice, young person you are.” the whole way.

  • Dyskolos
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    27•9 months ago

    Of course! What could be more dystopian than letting an old fart work for me for an absolute shitty salary? Awesome.

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      4•9 months ago

      Oh, I can think of lots of things.

      • Dyskolos
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        4•9 months ago

        Oh, me too. Sadly so.

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    24•9 months ago

    Good that they have Uber Black though.

    • @lustyargonian@lemm.ee
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      6•9 months ago

      Imma all about the green tho 👽

      • @Zozano@lemy.lol
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        4•9 months ago

        … That’s a grey.

    • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      Two of my CC came with free Uber One/Lyft and I rarely use a driving service but when I do I use Uber Black or Lyft Pink. For me at least it’s just a few bucks more and you get a town car and pro driver which is 1000% better experience.

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      1•9 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @sudo42@lemmy.world
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    23•9 months ago

    Uber Black is “Luxury rides with professional driver.”

    “Professional” insinuates “paid”, so the other Uber drivers aren’t paid?

    • @CompassRed@discuss.tchncs.de
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      9•9 months ago

      Uber Black drivers are commercially licensed in addition to satisfying a bunch of other requirements.

    • @x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      Removed by mod

  • @brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    17•9 months ago

    Ahh, I thought it was saying you’d share the ride with a 95+, I’d really enjoy that XD

    Driver, not so much

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      5•9 months ago

      I’d be cool swapping with the driver so they can take a load off in the passenger seat.

  • @ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    13•9 months ago

    This is more c/aboringdystopia

    • @beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5•9 months ago

      It’s kind of depressing that elder, as defined by uber, is older than most people live to be.

      • desktop_user [they/them]
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        0•9 months ago

        is that not how elder should be defined?

        • @beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3•9 months ago

          The average life expectancy for Americans is 79. In the US at least we define “senior citizen” as over 60 (legally and for healthcare), that seems like a reasonable age for elder to start.

          • desktop_user [they/them]
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            0•9 months ago

            you seriously think that the majority of people should become elders?

            • @beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Americans over the age of 65 represent less than 20% of the population. The group of people 60 to 64 is 6.5% of the population. That’s not even a quarter of the population.

              As to your question, yes. Even if it was 90% of the population that was 60+. being an elder, senior citizen, a member of the grandparent generation, olds, or whatever you’d like to call them has more to do with the individual’s age than how many of them there are.

  • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    My grandma drove through a grocery store (back when she was alive and in her early 80s). Nope

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    6•9 months ago

    Wtf!?

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      13•9 months ago

      It’s not real

      • Fuck spez
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        3•9 months ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0LTbwR--9c

  • @BA834024112@lemmy.zip
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    5•9 months ago

    #poe

    • @HorreC@lemmy.world
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      3•9 months ago

      Waiting for Uber Maven

  • FiveMacs
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    2•5 months ago

    Premium implies no one else is a professional driver at their profession of driving…

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    2•9 months ago

    For 8 bucks, probably not. But depending on the discount and total price maybe.

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