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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 8 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 8 months ago
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  • @NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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    41•8 months ago

    Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

  • @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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    30•8 months ago

    Sounds more like the localised ads i get shown when i turn off Ublock

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      16•8 months ago

      Never turn off ublock

  • rockerface 🇺🇦
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    27•8 months ago

    Virginia

    Milfs

    Something doesn’t add up, chief

    • Jo Miran
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      20•8 months ago

      Notice that there are only 3.

    • @exasperation@lemm.ee
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      3•8 months ago

      We shall name it of course after our beloved queen.

      Yes, of course. Sorry.

      Let it pass and hail to this glorious land, Virginia!

      Er…What? Who’s Virginia?

      The Queen of England, you dog!

      Oh, right. Except…I don’t know how to put this. She’s not called Virginia, but Elizabeth.

      I’m well aware of that, but she is, I trust you will agree, a virgin.

      Er… Yeah, as far as I know. I mean, I’m sure she is.

      But do we want to name a country after that fact?

      Source

  • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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    22•8 months ago

    I’ll only need 3 minutes.

  • @xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    18•8 months ago

    I would have thought that virginia had more milfs, tbh.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      You’re mistaken. Virginia has a lot more milfs, OP is just 3 milfs away. As in, they need to exit after seeing 3 milfs, which will take approximately 4 minutes on the current road.

      In a more densely populated area, like the suburbs, that number goes way up, especially if you’re near a soccer field.

    • megane-kun
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      4•8 months ago

      It’s in the name though, not a lot of MILFs, but I expect more virgins than average.

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    18•8 months ago

    Milfs can be under utilized but 1.33 minutes per milf might be a bit optimistic?

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      4•8 months ago

      Idk, I could probably disappoint three milfs at the same time.

    • merde alors
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      -4•8 months ago

      a minute is 60 seconds and not 100 🙂

      • @pipe01@programming.dev
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        4•8 months ago

        Imperial minutes

      • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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        2•8 months ago

        .33 minutes is 20 seconds

  • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    15•8 months ago

    Eh, I’ll just wait until I get to Milf Island.

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      4•8 months ago

      What he meant was that “Milf Island” is actually a peninsula!

  • @Oisteink@lemmy.world
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    13•8 months ago

    In 4 minutes? No wonder they are up in arms over abortion restrictions! They can literally become pregnant without noticing

  • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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    10•8 months ago

    That’s like 1 minute 20 seconds per milf. Amazing refractory period.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      1•8 months ago

      Who said you had to finish with each one? I’d just disappoint three at the same time. Any more than that is a bit difficult, since I only have so many body parts to go around.

  • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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    9•8 months ago

    David, that’s the fourth milf. We’re definitely going the wrong way!

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    8 months ago

    That’s gonna take me a whole lot longer than four minutes, I can tell you.

  • @SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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    7•8 months ago

    No, no. I’m looking for BWILA’s

    Noble Knight: Fine, you continue to drive and see a sign that says 2 BWILA’s 15 miles.

    Scoofa! I roll for mileage. 19, do I make the exit?

    Noble Knight: sigh, yes.

  • @iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world
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    6•8 months ago

    That’s more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.

    • @interurbain1er@sh.itjust.works
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      5•8 months ago

      3 in 4 minutes. That’s a throughput of 45 drivers per hour.

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        1•8 months ago

        Sure but what’s that, in, y’know, metric?

        • @HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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          1•8 months ago

          0.0125 drivers per second.

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            1•8 months ago

            So one millidriver?

            • @iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world
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              8 months ago

              12.5 millidrivers.

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      3•8 months ago

      It’s per car

  • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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    5•8 months ago

    It’s actually advertisement for a theater. It’s “Virginia 3: Milfs” starting in 4 minutes.

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