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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months ago

An absolute bargain!

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An absolute bargain!

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months ago
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  • Sibbo
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    49•8 months ago

    I don’t get it

    • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      8 months ago

      Thats a piss bottle for when u are in the hospital or physically disabled

      • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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        -4•8 months ago

        True but it’s also just a piece of plastic in a special shape.

        • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          21•8 months ago

          It’s a piece of plastic in a special shape that was used as a piss bottle in an old folks home.

          • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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            -2•8 months ago

            In the end it’s just plastic.

            • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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              5•8 months ago

              Plastic isn’t necessarily perfect, it can e.g. be affected by substances like acids. I’d be incredibly surprised if there wasn’t a material difference between a “virgin” piss bottle and a 10-year one.

              • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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                -1•8 months ago

                I don’t think someone eating food from a piss jug cares about material differences in the plastic.

                • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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                  3•8 months ago

                  If those material differences cause a layer of piss to stick to the plastic which isn’t easily cleanable and dissolves into food over time, they’re gonna care about them.

        • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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          5•8 months ago

          👆 This guy likes golden showers 👆

        • Captain Aggravated
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          2•8 months ago

          Until it’s been used.

    • @ABCDE@lemmy.world
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      32•8 months ago

      Me either, nor how you pay 0.25 cents for something.

      • @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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        12•8 months ago

        there’s a handy round section of a cylinder made out of a silvery metal, with embossed motives on both sides, that carry this exact value, you can use it to trade for an item deemed similarly priced

        • Björn Tantau
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          26•8 months ago

          Huh, I thought the lowest denomination was 1.00 Cents.

          • osaerisxero
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            15•8 months ago

            deleted by creator

            • @L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works
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              4•8 months ago

              What “quarters” precious?

          • @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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            14•8 months ago

            it is, i just found out my reading skill isn’t as good as i thought ^^’

            • @lemmyman@lemmy.world
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              8•8 months ago

              It’s OK, Even huge companies make this mistake once in a while

              • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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                6•8 months ago

                That’s an Internet classic.

        • @Username@feddit.org
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          8•8 months ago

          I’m not from the US, but isn’t the smallest coin a 1-cent coin?

          • Denvil
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            13•8 months ago

            Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

          • @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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            6•8 months ago

            ah i’m dumb sorry :')

        • @ABCDE@lemmy.world
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          4•8 months ago

          Okay, so a few things:

          embossed motives

          What reasons could these possibly be?

          an item deemed similarly priced

          Is this magical 0.25c coin priced, or does it simply have a value on it?

      • Björn Tantau
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        8•8 months ago

        Buy four of them.

      • @jawa21@startrek.website
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        6•8 months ago

        The closest you can get is .2 or .3 cents. It’s called a mill. Gas stations use it all the time.

      • @pound_heap@lemm.ee
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        2•8 months ago

        A million or two shitcoins can buy you that easily

    • Kabaka
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      13•8 months ago

      It’s a urinal jug, like https://a.co/d/cytL8wX.

  • @dnick@sh.itjust.works
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    31•8 months ago

    I know it’s going to last a long time because the old lady said they used it everyday and it still looks practically new

  • @tomi000@lemmy.world
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    18•8 months ago

    .25 cents? Thats 0.0025$, what a steal!

  • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10•8 months ago

    Now that gravy boat is the president of the united states!

  • ValiantDust
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    8 months ago

    I’ve recently learned about bourdaloues. I wonder how many of them had a second life as a gravy boat.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      3•8 months ago

      Here’s one being filled with gravy now

  • Captain Aggravated
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    5•8 months ago

    Anything that color in one of those containers…isn’t gravy. And if it was before it went in, it isn’t anymore.

  • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    5•8 months ago

    hmm

  • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    2•8 months ago

    Rocking that Corelle.

    I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

    • @frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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      2•8 months ago

      Is

  • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    2•8 months ago

    Omigod.

    My SO was hospitalized 18 months ago and had to use one of those. He also has prostate hypertrophy so urinates slowly as it is, and also was in diabetic ketoacidosis so was on IV fluids and insulin, and basically he spent a lot of time holding his dick in a jug really having to pee but taking forever.

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