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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago

I'm thinking yes

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I'm thinking yes

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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago
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  • @Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world
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    60•6 months ago

    I have chickens, this is generally true. However, if you have too many roosters they will gangbang the hens to death and fight each other.

    • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      34•6 months ago

      subscribe

      • @MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz
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        43•6 months ago

        Thank you for subscribing to animal gangbang facts.

        • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          13•6 months ago

          You’re welcome now where are they

          • @rarbg@lemmy.zip
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            19•6 months ago

            Did you know? In some lemming populations, multiple males will gangbang females in a cooperative orgy. The sheer number of males often results in the female surrounded by a mass of males. In high-density conditions, males might even mate with each other in a confusing, mixed-up “mating frenzy” where everyone seems to be trying to copulate with the same female or even each other.

            Thank you for subscribing to animal gangbang facts!

            • @AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world
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              1•6 months ago

              https://piped.video/watch?v=2JO3oJybBTw

              Direct link to YT.

              https://youtu.be/2JO3oJybBTw

  • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    17•6 months ago

    Who the fuck googles “what do roosters do” lmfao

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      19•6 months ago

      Curious city kids? 🤷

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        4•6 months ago

        Have them stay in Oahu, Hawaii anywhere outside Honolulu and they’ll become experts on what roosters do… every morning at 4:30am.

        • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          3•6 months ago

          Sure, I’ll just yeet some kids to Hawaii real quick…

          • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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            3•6 months ago

            I am thinking a GIANT slingshot on the coast of California…

            • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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              2•6 months ago

              Go on…

  • @zaph@sh.itjust.works
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    16•6 months ago

    I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.

    • Roflmasterbigpimp
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      6•6 months ago

      That’s very cute! Did you ever find out were it came from?

      • @GreenAppleTree@lemmy.world
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        8•6 months ago

        An egg.

        • @Sprinks@lemmy.world
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          5•6 months ago

          huh, i wonder where the egg came from.

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            A hen.

      • @zaph@sh.itjust.works
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        3•6 months ago

        Nope. According to all my neighbors I’m the only one with chickens

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      Does your rooster need an apprentice?

  • @Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    16•6 months ago

    Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.

    • @Soku@lemmy.world
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      Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality

      • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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        3•6 months ago

        According to the now defunct bash.org, they look like little Darth Vaders.

  • @LunarVoyager@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      9•6 months ago

      Ain’t found a way to kill me yet…

  • MrsDoyle
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    12•6 months ago

    At my brother’s house for dinner, yum, chicken casserole. Six-y-o niece: “It’s not a chicken, it’s a rooster. It bit daddy, and daddy cut its head off.” Still delicious.

  • @late_night@sopuli.xyz
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    11•6 months ago

    Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush

  • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    9•6 months ago

    This is too coincidental not to share. I photographed the following piece of ‘art’ about roosters that raised a lot of question marks about the person that made it. Both in subject matter and kerning.

    I think it’s the same author

  • @tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works
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    3•6 months ago

    You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?

    • @0xD@infosec.pub
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      1•6 months ago

      Definitely not me.

  • @noisefree@lemmy.world
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    1•6 months ago

    This reads like what a rooster might hear about their outtie during their Wellness visit while employed at Lumen.

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