I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM A HUMAN, JUST LIKE YOU ARE. I ENJOY HUMAN THINGS LIKE BREATHING AIR AND DRINKING LUBRICANT WATER.

Maybe 2-3 times over the life of the phone.

It’s highly dependent on local need, but sometimes projects need fill material, so at least some of it could be sold off to offset the cost.

I recently got a bottle of Melinda’s Garlic & Habanero sauce. It might be my favorite hot sauce that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.

“I” as an object gets used way too often and way too many people argue that it’s correct.

My friend’s parents would make breakfast for dinner on Sunday nights. I always love an excuse to make breakfast.

Button first. Makes it easier to zip.

Try taking her out on a leash for a while. It may help her knowing you’re standing right there with her while she does her business. My pup is afraid of storms, and sometimes refuses to go out if it even looks like it might rain, but she will go out and do her business on the leash.

I live alone, so I’ll get away with it pretty easily. Whenever I eat a meal with others, I’ll just eat/drink a small amount.

I work in Windows support. Seeing Access made me shudder.

There’s one team in my company that used an Access database on a network share, and every day, someone would forget to close the application or restart their pc, so their manager would call in to have us manually close connections from the server side so she could access the database. My team brought it up with our management to see about getting them migrated to a SQL database or similar, but someone above us shut that down. My team no longer handles end-user support, so not sure if it was ever resolved, but it was a PITA for everyone involved.

Ever play D2?

She crosses her front paws when she lays down.

P.O.D. - Satellite and earlier albums.

Seeking the Wise still makes it onto my rock playlists.

You figured out what to do in life and landed a nice career? Nice!

You’re still single? That really sucks.

Our family blew up? Dad’s gone? Oh…

At 19, it was right before a rough few years. My parents went through a messy and drawn-out divorce that I was dragged through the middle of, and ended with my dad dying. Those events helped me figure out who I was and ultimately led me to where I am today, which is in a pretty good spot, but it was a terrible price to pay.

I think we would see a lot more carefully-worded legalese and a lot more loopholes snuck into contracts. Contract lawyers would see a surge in business since many would want to consult a professional before signing anything.

I forgot who exactly it was, but a woman in my life when I was younger, probably a family friend, told me that less is more when it comes to fragrance. A quick spritz across the neck and right wrist was all you needed. I’m not sure why the right wrist though…

Assuming they would have taken more or less the same life path I have, I would want to sit down and trade stories.

“What did you do back at that one time in Summer of '19? How did that go?” I guess I would hear some appalling stories, but I would be too curious.

I have certainly changed over the years. The change can be attributed partially to growing as a person over the years, and partially to major, life-altering events.

Since money wouldn’t be an issue, I guess you could charter a sailboat round-trip. Hope you don’t get seasick.

Infuriating that you had that house sniped by someone you should’ve trusted, but if the agency was jerking you around like that, it was probably for the better. House hunting is a frustrating experience even in a good market, so expect more shit like this to happen. I would contact the agency and inform them that you’ll be taking your business elsewhere and why, and leave it at that. Speak with a manager or owner if you can.