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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

Lazy meal

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Lazy meal

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Real lazy meal? Uncooked top ramen, the cheaper the better.

    Recipe:

    1. Smash ramen noodles

    2. Open bag

    3. Pour seasoning into bag of broken noodles

    Congrats, you have ramen chips.

    • PlasterAnalyst
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      17•2 years ago

      Yeah, but first you have to dip your pinky in the seasoning and taste it like a tv cop testing drugs.

      • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        A real ramen head snorts it.

        • hrimfaxi_work
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          4•2 years ago

          SHOOT IT, COWARD.

          • kase
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            4•2 years ago

            For safety reasons, this is a joke.

    • @HenryWong327@lemmy.ml
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      9•2 years ago

      Huh interesting. Here in Hong Kong there’s a snack that is exactly that. It’s basically the exact same thing as ramen, but it’s meant to be eaten directly out of the bag and the seasoning is already mixed in.

      • @LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network
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        7•2 years ago

        Reminds me of those old bay goldfish that PF sold for a little bit last year. I admit, my purchases of cheddar goldfish and old bay have been up since that event.

        • @OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com
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          1•2 years ago

          I bought a bag of those at a grocery store in Texas. Ended up throwing a good portion of the bag away. They were pretty awful.

    • @FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      That sounds absolutely disgusting and at the same time kinda good

      • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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        17•2 years ago

        That’s exactly how it tastes too

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Gotta hold the bag closed and shake it up after you pour the seasoning in.

    • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      My teeth hurt just thinking about it.

    • WillFord27
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      2•2 years ago

      You can also deep fry it

    • @oldGregg@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

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