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@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

$1 grilled cheese

mander.xyz

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$1 grilled cheese

mander.xyz

@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @JCreazy@midwest.social
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    33•2 years ago

    Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

    • @SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es
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      11•2 years ago

      Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

      • @JCreazy@midwest.social
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        9•2 years ago

        That does sound good

        • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          15•2 years ago

          You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

          • @JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            4•2 years ago

            NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

            • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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              1•2 years ago

              Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

      • @SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works
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        5•2 years ago

        Sure, but that’s a melt, not a grilled cheese

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        4•2 years ago

        Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOP
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      5•2 years ago

      Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

      • Zombie-Mantis
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        24•2 years ago

        I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

        • @ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

        • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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          4•2 years ago

          Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

        • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          4•2 years ago

          Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

      • @glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        16•2 years ago

        Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

        • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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          9•2 years ago

          Let’s keep it calm here, ok?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          3•2 years ago

          What about butter or mayo?

          It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

          • @Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works
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            2•2 years ago

            Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              2•2 years ago

              You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

              • @Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works
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                2•2 years ago

                I’d heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

      • @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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        0•2 years ago

        Pickle melt

        • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOP
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          2•2 years ago

          suppresses violence.

    • @Jorgelino@lemmy.ml
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      5•2 years ago

      Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they’re in, without exception.

      • machiabelly [she/her]
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        7•2 years ago

        mario

      • @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        4•2 years ago

        Don’t make me tap the sign again.

      • @FattestMattest@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Except for grilled cheese

      • @weevai@beehaw.org
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        1•2 years ago

        Lies! #tomatohate

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      4•2 years ago

      Anything else added to a grilled cheese sandwich automatically makes it not a grilled cheese sandwich.

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