• @CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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      412 years ago

      I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.

    • Deceptichum
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      172 years ago

      I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!

      • Sonotsugipaa
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        132 years ago

        Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end

        • Deceptichum
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          102 years ago

          Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.

          • Sonotsugipaa
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            32 years ago

            Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins