The Picard Maneuver to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years agoWe're wasting precious company time each night.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1846arrow-down120
arrow-up1826arrow-down1imageWe're wasting precious company time each night.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wavlinkfedilink25•2 years agoA fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00 The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wavlinkfedilink10•2 years agoAnd if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
minus-square@tpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink10•2 years agoWait, I wanted the Brave New World timeline.
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•2 years agoI would have settled for the Brave New World album. Or even just the single
A fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00
The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
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And if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
Wait, I wanted the Brave New World timeline.
I would have settled for the Brave New World album. Or even just the single
I hate this.