PugJesus to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years agoThe Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1650arrow-down124
arrow-up1626arrow-down1imageThe Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!media.kbin.socialPugJesus to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squaresablinkfedilink30•2 years agoBy all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink13•2 years agoUnless he was hungry, in which case he’d angrily scream at trees.
minus-square@AlfredEinstein@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•2 years agoThe fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren’t bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink10•2 years agoBut the tree was out of season. So it’s a terrible metaphor.
minus-squarePugJesusOPlinkfedilink8•2 years agoFuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn’t be.
By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
Unless he was hungry, in which case he’d angrily scream at trees.
The fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren’t bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
But the tree was out of season. So it’s a terrible metaphor.
Fuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn’t be.
Oh shit
Mood, though
He also liked feet.
based working girl whisperer
…am I a Christian?
No, but neither was Jesus.
Except it wasn’t a marketplace which makes it even better