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balderdash to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works •
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And that's how I met your mother

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And that's how I met your mother

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balderdash to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works •
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  • @skydivekingair@lemmy.world
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    35•1 year ago

    She says “no” lol

    • @mihnt@lemmy.world
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      36•1 year ago

      “I have a boyfriend.”

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        “He can drive you. Babe come help this…” looks you up and down “…man.”

      • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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        12•1 year ago

        “well, so do i. what coincidence.”

      • @minibyte@sh.itjust.works
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        -39•1 year ago

        Either he couldn’t afford a ring or isn’t fully committed. How’s tonight sound?

    • @Custoslibera@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      And you know what? At least he has the answer and can die knowing that.

      Nothing worse than a ‘what if’ haunting you forever.

      • richieadler 🇦🇷
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        Nothing worse than a ‘what if’ haunting you forever.

        Sorry, there is something much worst: a continuous avalanche of incredulous and horrified rejections.

        • @skydivekingair@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          And a broken foot for each one 😅

      • @skydivekingair@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        I don’t think this fits the worst she can say is ‘no’ since he broke his foot to try and force a yes. Seems much harsher if she didn’t even show basic human compassion because she would have to spend time with him.

      • @BlackPenguins@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I am the watcher. Follow me as we ponder the question “what. if.”

        In the original timeline the girl drove me to the hospital. But in this different timeline Steve Rogers walked in the door of the gym asked the girl on a date and carried me to the hospital…

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