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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist

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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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LAKEWOOD, OH—In what many were calling another blatant act of discrimination in higher education. a perfect 4.0 student claimed Monday that he was rejected from the university of his choice just because he was a white rapist. “I graduated as valedictorian of my high school and played on varsity for two sports, but…
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    128•1 year ago

    At press time, Wheeler announced he would instead be attending PragerU.

    That last line brought the whole thing together.

    • @Vash63@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      Agreed, was meh until then but the punchline was worth it.

      • Alien Nathan Edward
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        16•1 year ago

        idk, “even though my father raped someone at the same college” definitely made contact

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