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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist

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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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LAKEWOOD, OH—In what many were calling another blatant act of discrimination in higher education. a perfect 4.0 student claimed Monday that he was rejected from the university of his choice just because he was a white rapist. “I graduated as valedictorian of my high school and played on varsity for two sports, but…
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    Imagine being the stock photo for this article.

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      Hopefully it’s an AI photo.

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