@TokenBoomer@lemmy.worldcake to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year agoLook at me,lemmy.worldimagemessage-square148fedilinkarrow-up1622arrow-down176file-text
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minus-square@hakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-21 year agoAll he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let’s say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.
minus-square@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilink1•1 year agoWhat if there is accidentally more than one gold ticket? Battle royale, last customer alive wins?
All he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let’s say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.

What if there is accidentally more than one gold ticket? Battle royale, last customer alive wins?