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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish •
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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet

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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet

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  • Smuuthbrane
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    100•1 year ago

    I don’t have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      42•1 year ago

      I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

    • @spujb@lemmy.cafe
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      24•1 year ago

      i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

    • @somtwo@lemmy.world
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      19•1 year ago

      My guy, this is the onion

      • Smuuthbrane
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        -1•1 year ago

        Yes, I can read. And see where it’s posted.

        Doesn’t mean I can’t debunk a theoretical argument.

        • @Godric@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

          • Smuuthbrane
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            -1•1 year ago

            Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

            Or a handful of dead squirrels, I’m sure.

        • @spujb@lemmy.cafe
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          5•1 year ago

          only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

          • Smuuthbrane
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            0•1 year ago

            Aw crap, I’m not an IQ I’m an ENFJ. ;(

    • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      It’s fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.

    • @chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      That’s just what they want you to think

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