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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes

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Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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WASHINGTON—A new poll released Wednesday by the Pew Research Center offered a rare glimpse into the psychology of those who will decide the 2024 presidential election, finding that for the average voter, it couldn’t hurt if they woke up to Donald Trump or Joe Biden making them a big stack of pancakes. “I’m not saying…
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    https://www.theonion.com/biden-announces-he-s-reheating-chili-if-anyone-s-intere-1851174872

    Get these poor onion writers some food, they’re obviously hungry.

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