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TechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Javascript can create atomic bombs

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Javascript can create atomic bombs

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TechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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    It was made in 10 days, its type system is a mess, its syntactic shit, and there are just better replacements out there that will never see the light of day due to how big its already gotten

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      deleted by creator

    • @DryTomatoes@lemmy.world
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      Coming from other languages I find the async by default thing annoying but I fully understand it’s necessary for web sites to render in real time.

    • Rikudou_Sage
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      Well, use typescript. There’s no excuse to use pure JS nowadays. It doesn’t solve everything, but it for sure solves 95%+ of JS issues.

      Or use WebAssembly, I think it’s usable nowadays?

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        • TechCodexOP
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          WASM knows kung-fu

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