• Flying Squid
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    171 year ago

    These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them.

    If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year.

      • Snot Flickerman
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        41 year ago

        What? I always ran out of LSD and all you have to do is touch it because it’s skin permeable.

        • Flying Squid
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          11 year ago

          True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed.

        • @KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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          01 year ago

          That’s just because you don’t know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it.

          • @grue@lemmy.world
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            11 year ago

            Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime!

      • circuscritic
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        21 year ago

        Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed.

        It’s not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can’t be absorbed through the skin.

    • @NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip
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      01 year ago

      Yeah… I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl.

      The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones.

        • @NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip
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          21 year ago

          Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn’t a black kid nearby.

          Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing.