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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states

www.newsweek.com

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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states

www.newsweek.com

@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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Giuliani linked Friday's earthquake that hit New York to other tremors in "communist states" before saying his critics "don't have a sense of humor."
  • nifty
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    Pretty sure Jesus would be a commie if he was alive

    • @melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee
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      Pretty sure he was, if he was a real dude; just didn’t have the word. Was just called ‘not being a dick’ back then.

      • @mPony@lemmy.world
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        It was “being an enemy of the establishment”; call it what thou wilt.

        • @melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee
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          They called it that too, but they still call it that.

          • @mPony@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            Excuse me sir, would you like 2000 of something?

            • @melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee
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              I… Really wish I had been doing that on purpose.

              • @mPony@lemmy.world
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                2•1 year ago

                you were touched by the hand of Mitch

    • style99
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      Jesus is very much alive, thank you. And he said, ask and you will receive.

      • @Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        2000 years of any day now.

        • @irreticent@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          deleted by creator

      • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        5•1 year ago

        So is the Allfather, and he said I should dropkick proselytizing little bitches.

      • @MonkderDritte@feddit.de
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        4•1 year ago

        And he said, ask and you will receive.

        What’s the con?

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