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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this

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It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • Howdy
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    152•1 year ago

    No different than any other project the PM/PO team cooks up. Tons of work for no user base.

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      35•1 year ago

      Why… why is the world like this?

      • @SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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        24•1 year ago

        Because the world is seen and directed by layers upon layers of abstractions that get divorced from reality but do give monetary benefits when manipulated in some way.

        • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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          32•1 year ago

          Sigh… too true.

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      • Rusty Shackleford
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        9•1 year ago

        Our sorrow, despondency, and terror are their sustenance.

    • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      Not true, space agencies will use it… once.

      • Pup Biru
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        11•1 year ago

        until they lose a multi billion dollar mission because of conversion errors

        • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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          8•1 year ago

          It’s pretty much a requirement now to use the metric system for everything.

          • @amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            Imagine if Americans use a different unit system for time 😱

            • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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              1•1 year ago

              Unix is for commies. We’ll run our clocks the way Britain ran its coinage! 32 shillings to the third hour, four hours in a pound, 4.3 in a guinea. And of course 10 shekels in a pound, 7 to the guinea. To account for relativity of course.

              Show me one flaw. Freedom time bitches!

          • @trolololol@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Ok so now they must split it all into 10 timezones? 😂

    • @PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10•1 year ago

      I will use moontime. Anybody wants to schedule bullshit meetings will have to commit to figuring out when actually works for them.

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