NataliePortland to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down178file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1image"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caNataliePortland to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoBurly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy. I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
minus-square@Alexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoI prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoI’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoGood thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
minus-square@son_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoI saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.
Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.
I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
I’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.