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@Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 11 months ago

Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers

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@Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 11 months ago
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ATLANTA—Checking in at the building’s visitor desk under the singular name “Janitor,” the Trump boys reportedly broke into an office at CNN headquarters Thursday, attempting to steal the debate answers for their father. “All we gotta do is find Mr. Tapper’s office and steal the answer key,” said Don Jr. to his brother…
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    The plot was foiled when a security guard asked them for identification and the response was, “I’M ERIC!”

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