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NegativeNull to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 11 months ago

All Hail King Biden the First

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NegativeNull to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 11 months ago
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  • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    George Washington would put trump in the fucking ground faster than you could say king of America

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      48•11 months ago

      Washington’s ghost: “Let’s see how America is getting along.”

      “…”

      “Welp, I tried to warn them political parties were a bad idea.”

      • @whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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        More Americans need to read “The Federalist Papers”. This shit was telegraphed centuries ago. Dead ass people wanting a Presidential Republic.

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          The President of the United States would be liable to be impeached, tried, and, upon conviction of treason, bribery, or other high crimes or misdemeanors, removed from office; and would afterwards be liable to prosecution and punishment in the ordinary course of law. The person of the king of Great Britain is sacred and inviolable; there is no constitutional tribunal to which he is amenable; no punishment to which he can be subjected without involving the crisis of a national revolution. In this delicate and important circumstance of personal responsibility, the President of Confederated America would stand upon no better ground than a governor of New York, and upon worse ground than the governors of Maryland and Delaware.

          Fucking infuriating that the SCOTUS can openly and blatantly make shit up that serves the purposes of the GOP and that there is no recourse. US voters now have to also consider that whoever they put in office as president has the power to do whatever they want with impunity.

    • @SeabassDan@lemmy.world
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      26•11 months ago

      I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks

      • @SaintWacko@midwest.social
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        3•11 months ago

        And only five of them were his!

      • experbia
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        I’ve been assured he was 12 stories high and made of radiation

        • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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          Nukes are mined from Washington’s grave, and the only reason Russia and other nations also have them is because he once wandered a bit too far into Siberia and froze his toes off on a trip that was just meant to explore the northwestern reaches of the new continent. He leaped to the Diomede islands and his toes dipped into the water, he walked into Russia with wet shoes.

      • @chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        He’ll save the children but not the Palestinian children?

    • @conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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      17•11 months ago

      I had the Mental Image of George calmly setting aside his false teeth before suplexing Trump so hard that you could measure it on the Richter scale.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Washington was surrounded by Trump-like figures during his Presidency and profited handsomely from their patronage. His administration only put you in the ground if you were a Pennsylvania wheat farmer trying to dodge a huge new tax on your most efficient method of commodity preservation.

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      Indeed he would.

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