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@ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

Little bobby Fortran

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Little bobby Fortran

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@ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran
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    275•1 year ago

    But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.

    • @kungen@feddit.nu
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      144•1 year ago

      “I was born for this!”

      • @asbestos@lemmy.world
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        55•1 year ago

        I was born INTO THIS

        • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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          16•1 year ago

          The heart is blackened.

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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        18•1 year ago

        Nominative determinism.

    • @cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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      85•1 year ago

      He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

      • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        20•1 year ago

        fucking golf clap

    • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      32•1 year ago

      Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

      • @frezik@midwest.social
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        16•1 year ago

        I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

      • @felbane@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

    • @booly@sh.itjust.works
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      22•1 year ago

      Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

      • @NoisyFlake@lemm.ee
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        12•1 year ago

        Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

    • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      4•1 year ago

      “It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

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