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@uberstar@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 9 months ago

Bidet anyone?

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Bidet anyone?

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@uberstar@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 9 months ago
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  • @GrammarPolice@lemmy.world
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    7•9 months ago

    What happens when you take a shit away from home?

    • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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      4•9 months ago

      Owning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.

      • @GrammarPolice@lemmy.world
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        3•9 months ago

        Portable bidets have entered the chat

    • Chaos
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      3•9 months ago

      I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don’t wipe it’s all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it’s in the metric system

      • @Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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        -4•9 months ago

        Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

    • Altima NEO
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      1•9 months ago

      Wet wipes

      • i_am_tired_boss
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        5•9 months ago

        This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

        • @terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1•9 months ago

          Only if you flush them

          • Dessalines
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            9 months ago

            So you leave poopy wipes in other people’s bathroom trash cans?

            USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

            • @uberstar@lemmy.mlOP
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              4•9 months ago

              funny thing is, which shouldn’t need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could’ve saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).

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