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@kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate

indianexpress.com

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Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate

indianexpress.com

@kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago
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This initiative is just one of many efforts by the Kremlin to boost Russia’s birth rate.
  • Mayor Poopington
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    19•9 months ago

    does putin think two women can make a baby?

    • @howrar@lemmy.ca
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      24•9 months ago

      Probably not. But have you considered one male authority figure and a cohort of female underlings?

      • Drusas
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        10•9 months ago

        I think I tasted a bit of bile in the back of my throat when I read your comment.

    • @Tja@programming.dev
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      8•9 months ago

      In 4.5 months, actually!

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      -7•9 months ago

      I don’t know if he thinks that…but I would love to watch them try! Maybe throw in some oils, and handcuffs? I mean, I’m not even worried about the baby. I just want to see the ladies do their thing.

      • @MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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        4•9 months ago

        Just go crank it to some porn. We didn’t need to read that.

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