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@_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago

Those cats were fast as lightening back in 1974. People have slowed down since then.

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Those cats were fast as lightening back in 1974. People have slowed down since then.

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@_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago
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  • @realDek4y@lemmy.world
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    27•9 months ago

    Not in New Zealand apparently

    • kersplooshM
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      New Zealand doesn’t exist!

      • @Balthazar@lemmy.world
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        4•9 months ago

        Possibly why it was a little bit frightening?

    • @_thebrain_@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      4•9 months ago

      No. New Zealand is there. They were not kung-fu fighting. The places they were not kung-fu fight are cored white. It’s just unfortunate that it is also the background color

      • @realDek4y@lemmy.world
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        2•9 months ago

        Would that mean that everybody was, in fact, not kung-fu fighting?

        • VindictiveJudge
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          4•9 months ago

          Actually, it means that not everybody was kung-fu fighting. The position of ‘not’ is important.

          • @realDek4y@lemmy.world
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            4•9 months ago

            So at least it would be a false statement that everybody was kung-fu fighting

        • @_thebrain_@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          3•9 months ago

          Every body (in the blue area) was kung-fu fighting. The parenthetical part was removed for rhyme scheme

      • @No1@aussie.zone
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        9 months ago

        Ahh, so the Arctic and Antarctica were also not kung-fu fighting…

        • @_thebrain_@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          4•9 months ago

          Polar bears and penguins lack the coordination for true kung fu mastery

    • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      2•9 months ago

      I came here to say this.

      We “don’t exist” and we want to keep everybody believing that; don’t dry to go to New Zealand, it doesn’t exist.

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