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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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WALKER, MI—Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet music, but within minutes he was just hammering […]
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    It’s a link to The Onion.

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      10•8 months ago

      maybe comment op can’t see through the layers

      • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

        • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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          5•8 months ago

          Because you generally don’t want to bite into an onion.

          • clif
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            2•8 months ago

            Says you. I find onions delicious.

            O no…

            • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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              2•8 months ago

              It’s different if you enjoy a Vidalia onion. You’re just that much weirder.

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      6•8 months ago

      onions are delicious

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